Gillian McKeith Phd – Pretty Huge Dickhead ?

Is it possible that Gillian McKeith is an anolomy and done what the majority of Scots couldn’t dream of (or have the brain capacity to conceive)- conning the nation ?
Unfortunatly, love or loath her, she has become a prime time celebrity phenomenon making millions of pounds every year through her thoughts on nutrition and her mad pills. With the niceties out of the way, Miss Phd McKeith claims to have a large grasp of science in relation to the body however anyone who has a basic education in biology could quite simply give her the hoe down low down of the verbal diarrhea, that has for some reason taken the nation by storm. Firstly, in the past she has spoke endlessly about chlorophyll, for example: how it’s “high in oxygen” and will “oxygenate your blood” – but chlorophyll will only make oxygen in the presence of light. Now needless to say whether the Phd ‘genius’ needs to be made aware that its actually quite dark in your intestines, and even if you stuck a torch up your backside to merely prove a point to the demented bint, you probably wouldn’t absorb much oxygen in there. Which brings me onto the next point of her unnatural inclinication towards human phecies. Mainly considering her (for some unknown reason) hit TV programme ‘You are what you eat’ she asks rather large people to go to the toliet in some form of lunchbox and give it her back ( i can appreciate her trying to be environmentally friendly) so she can examine the left overs. Not only is this dire excuse for television on around teatime, she explains of the consistency and whats lacking in their diet. This comes onto my final point on the poison dwarf and yet argueably, the most obvious. Surely if you tell someone who eats 10 big macs a day to start eating lettuce and virtually nothing else, they may possibly just lose weight ? Now i’m no genius however surely this is pure logic and the look of amazement on her face when a ten tonne tessa has lost a couple of pounds at the end of a week still bemuses me.
All in all, how has this vile and poor excuse for a human being become a celebrity today ?

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